The husband and I were invited to a Canadian Tuxedo party, as I mentioned in a previous entry. The whole idea is to wear denim and eat trashy food. My kind of party.
We were unable to attend due to the husband’s germs, which are suspiciously flu-like.
This is unfortunate as I had procured some FUBU overalls for him and a black denim mini-skirt for me from our local Goodwill. Guess I’ll be donating those right back.
Rather than miss all the fun, I brought the food party to us.
May I humbly present…Trashy Fondue for Two.
Really this is my mom’s queso recipe. I grew up eating it at all our family parties…good times. The recipe came to me in a pdf file- I love technology!
Mom says she got this recipe from her aunt, a Oklahoma native now residing in New Mexico. I’ll believe her, even though the recipe is scribbled on Park Cities Baptist Church letterhead- From the Desk of Mrs. Gena Hestand, Minister to Senior Adults. If only Mrs. Gena had known about this queso…she could have had a fiesta for those geriatrics!
Dice up the Velveeta into cubes. This is a picture of my knife STUCK in the Velveeta. Seriously. It was caught in a web of non-cheese particles. Good thing I’ve been working out- showed that cheez who’s boss.
Stir in the tomatoes with their juice, chile, and sour cream. My mom’s original recipe calls for 1 cup sour cream. I only had 1/4 cup. Tasted fine to me with less, but you should probably listen to my mom. She’s smart.
While you’re waiting for the cheez to fully melt and become one with the other ingredients, you can prepare the dippers for your trashy fondue. I sauteed up some cheese & garlic sausage (please note that it is 35% less fat- I’m all about healthy eating) and roasted some mushrooms & Brussels sprouts in the oven. The veggies took about 20-30 minutes at 450. Cook the sausage til it’s done & no longer pink.
Assemble your fondue platter. I artfully arranged Trader Joe’s Salsa Tortilla chips on one side, and layered the sausage chunks- cut on a diagonal to make ’em classy- over the Brussels sprouts & mushrooms.
Queso a’la Mom a’la Aunt Shay
1 medium onion, diced
1 4 oz. can green chile
1 can 14.5 oz. stewed tomatoes
1 lb. Velveeta
1 cup sour cream
As with most of mom’s recipes, there are no instructions. So…you can follow my detailed process above OR just dump them all together and heat until cheez melts. Serve with chips or just a spoon. This make about 4-5 cups of queso which is more than anyone should eat alone. Be sure to share.